carpet shark

A pet ferret.

Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.

My carpet shark is an albino. He also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.

by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 21, 2004

shark cards

By far the biggest waste of money in gaming.

shark cards ruined GTA v

by SUMFURRYTHING January 8, 2018

pool shark

One whose goal is to con money out of others by using a combination of deception, talent, and straight coercion, combined with the game of billiards, to take advantage of susceptible players.

Mac had been pool sharking for only two days, and he already had enough cash to buy that new Rolex.

by Majuju July 9, 2003

shower shark

a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!

i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that

by eighty-six November 4, 2007

loan shark

Pawn broker or a bookie that has no morals and would cut your ass quickly if you default on a loan.

If you need ends (money), go see JZ on 28th. He'll hook you up but your ass is his collateral.

by shinobus July 21, 2004

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

scharoschlek

Its a word you use to insult someone that did something bad or is black.

"hey you scharoschlek!,"
"that scharoschlek stole my money!"
"you little schroschlek!"

by nischer January 25, 2021