Sam

A person who is unathletic and is awful at sports.

Sam is unathletic

by Notava April 30, 2022

Sam

Someone who gets trapped in the toilet.

"did you hear what happened the other day, she was a total sam".

"There she was taking pictures of the guy's skidmarks when the door locked itself behind her, she had to phone for help, what a sam moment".

by Gizmoobb117 February 26, 2012

Sam

A girls name, short for Samantha. Generally perfection.

"Man, if only my girlfriend was more of a Sam."

by Daniel o'D October 7, 2006

Sam

Sam: To be of equal or greater coolness than a unicorn pimp.

Shit son, that dude(tte) just out-pimped that unicorn!" "Dayumn foo, must be a Sam.

by UncleSamFFI May 21, 2011

Sam

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet. He is kind, patient, and selfless and his smile is just pure gold. There is something magnetic about him...something that draws you in and makes you never want to let go. He’s the glue for all your broken pieces.

Friend: Ah I see you have that smile on your face again!! Talking to Sam?

Me: Yeah, I’m telling you there’s just something about this guy I can’t describe. He makes me so happy to be alive.

by Emilyrichardson__@804 February 27, 2021

Sam

the most brilliant person on Earth. Good looking, charming and from London. Aslo wears the best socks. If you aren't Sam you should wish you was.

Chuck Norris- have you met Sam.
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully

by the real Chuck Norris April 18, 2012

Sam

The most amazing human being on the face of this earth.

He'll love everything about the girl he chooses to be with and that girl is the luckiest alive. He's brilliant and handsome! No one could compare to a Sam. They are amazing, they are in Gods perfect image.
Sam's are typically amazing kissers, they have big dicks, and a beautiful girlfriend to finish the touch. A girl without a Sam isn't a girl at all... She's a dike.

Girl 1: I wish I had a Sam like you do!
Girl 2: Everyone wishes they had a Sam... He's perfect

by 022711forever January 13, 2012