Lafayette Salad

n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!

Julia is kind of pissed at me right now, I tweaked her ankle while we were trying a Lafayette Salad last night.

by xx_dangermaus_xx September 8, 2013

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Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.

i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.

by Chowderz October 30, 2011

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“Said” is Very Much Alive

said is very much alive, just highly introverted and to be used sparingly.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

“hey did you hear about the “said” is very much alive movement?”
“no what the actual f##k dude”

by Cowboy_ June 27, 2022

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Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

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