a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.
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A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!
Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008
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A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
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'' Hey didnt he hav a different girlfriend last week dat boy is working his SALOMON swag"
" He hung like Salomon"
" He hung like Salomon"
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RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
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