Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

Sliding salamander

When one has sex on a slip and slide while going down said slide.

Sally and I did the ole sliding salamander last night.

by Beer sack February 26, 2022

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022