Joey Salads: Hey guys, Joey Salads here back with another offensive "social experiment", where we're going to be groping guys balls. Lets see how they react ;P
by kappaS June 17, 2016
by Ocerg1 December 9, 2006
The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.
by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010
An Instagram meme page that posts stolen memes and has two AI robots one named chrisprattfan53 and the other donaldgloverfan53. Salad snake has a bunch of clones including the different fan53's. Chris turned rogue 3 times and now Salad Snake can't control him. Besides them there is Big_Boss and his music account walkman something
Follow I.G. Salad Snake
by WHOOSH WHOOSH YAOI February 2, 2018
When a sandwich does not contain meat and thus is not a sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese do fall under the category of sandwich and are the only exceptions. This is because 1. Peanuts can be considered a meat, and 2.Grilled Cheese does not traditionally contain vegetables. Besides these two examples, a meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
by Thomas Joslin October 30, 2006
n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!
Julia is kind of pissed at me right now, I tweaked her ankle while we were trying a Lafayette Salad last night.
by xx_dangermaus_xx August 13, 2013
(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.
by Supastar October 8, 2005