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rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!
Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!
by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008
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Ruben

An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.
Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!

Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.
by Reddragonfire23 November 5, 2018
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Ruben S Ayala High School

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.
Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly
by a vengefull student August 6, 2011
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ruben

sam: "do you see that guy over there in the wheelchair?"
brad: "the mexican?, thats ruben"
by bunny136 January 27, 2020
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Ruben

Ruben is kind, funny, caring, too forgiving at times, loving an will do anything for the people he cares about when he’s in a relationship he can be loyal asf or play you like a game of cards it just depends on how he’s riding with you.
Ruben is so good with kids!!

Ruben is so handsome😍

Ruben is one of a kind..
by Tbhtruth July 11, 2019
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Rubenator

A small purple uncircumcised dick that can balance 2 bad bitches at the same damn time
Kate: I fucking love your rubenator kid Mexi!
KM: I know snowflake.
by Kate Gehring January 3, 2015
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Ruben Arias

A handsome , normally Spanish, and looks like Enrique Iglesias. He has the biggest Dick alive, and girls love him. He is a pimp daddy, and also has a brother who likes boys. Amazing Soccer player, and blessed to have an amazing family. Remember his brother likes boys. Brothers name could possibly be (Gabriel Morante)
by Pimp Daddy 101 December 12, 2012
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