silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017

Boston roommate

Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.

"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018

canadian roommates

Two men sharing a room and woman.

e.g. Eskimo Brothers

Those two guys moved in with this chick and became Canadian Roommates

by Lannin September 17, 2020

babymama roommate

Co-parents/Non married couple with a baby living together

Susie and John Dick were roommates and they had a baby together and now she’s a babymama roommate

by KeyClouds July 4, 2022

step roommate

Roommates that are roommates, but fuck

John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"

by Munchie Sarah August 10, 2022

Best roomates

I’ve had the pleasure of knowing my roomates for over two years now, and I can promise you there is no one else I would rather live with. Kat, Nicole and Rachel are the only people I would ever want to live with. Therefor they take the leading definition for the term “best roomates”

You know who has the best roomates

Answer: Yasmine

by Barbra cartrum September 2, 2022