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rngesus

The deity responsible for situations that are determined largely by luck, chance, or randomness in online games. Derived from RNG, which means "random number generator."
"Praise RNGesus, my Mad Bomber just kills all of his minions" (Hearthstone).
by jrad115 January 10, 2014
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RNGsus

The one and only TRUE god of random number generation, who decides on all matters relating to 'skill' based moves, abilities, critical hits, dice rolls and many other delectable goodies.
Non-Believer: "Man, I have hit her six times and haven't got a critical hit!"
Disciple: "Should of prayed to RNGsus..."

Disgruntled player: " 17% chance of a bash and he does it three times in a row!"
Converted servant: " RNGsus is on his side!"
by PsychoSi May 18, 2017
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RNG

We downed (insert boss name here) and he didn't drop my (insert desired loot item here). The RNG hates me!
by Veldin (stormrage) May 27, 2008
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R 'n R

An abbreviation used by the US Army meaning Rest and Recreation, Rest and Recuperation or Rest and Relaxation. Frequently referred to by troops as I ‘n I (Intoxication and Intercourse), it refers to the practice of rotating combat troops out of the front line to give them an opportunity to relax and unwind thereby reducing the impact of ptsd. The term was certainly used during the Korean and Vietnam Wars but most likely dates from World War II.
Get your gear packed! We got a pass for 48 hours R 'n R in Saigon!
Number One!
by AKACroatalin October 2, 2016
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h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light
I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.
by hamstring puller November 14, 2016
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RNG

Short for Random Number Generator.
The most evil villain of gaming. It can be the most crucial thing of all when it comes to success or not. In short, you may be screwed in these situations.
What!? How did this guy miss with a 95% hit rate! The RNG is just evil...
by thehelmetguy1 May 17, 2018
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rnoh

u rnoh if you not ridin for the mafia 💉
by pj772 August 7, 2019
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