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N: At Burger King when you order a side of fries sometimes you accidentally get an onion ring in there. This is called a ringer.
Paul: "Dude, how are those fries? Can I have one?"
John: "Sweet! I got a ringer!"
*holds up onion ring*
Paul: "You aren't even listening to me, are you?"
by Shidoni March 9, 2009
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Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.
Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.
by xXHxCXx May 11, 2006
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Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010
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Ringtone Symphony

When an event or disaster occurs that is of sufficient magnitude and general interest that everyone must get on the phone and tell everyone about it - what occurs in a public place is a ringtone symphony. You are sitting in a restaurant or concert and every phone in the place goes off all at once.
Last time there was an earthquake in SF, I was sitting in the restaurant when all f a sudden there was a ringtone symphony.
by HWM April 14, 2013
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Ringretting

Ringretting: Regretting giving an engagement ring.
1) What's wrong with John? He proposed thinking he's in love, but now he's ringretting it.

2) Bill looks terrible. Is he sick or something? Nah, he's just having ringretting symptoms.
by Ringed November 6, 2017
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Ringtossing

The concept of waiting until the populous majority is talking about a specific topic to throw in your two cents in an effort to recruit people to a similar rationale that runs partly intersectional but largely contrary to the original sentiment.

Etymologically stemming from carnival ring-tosses recognized by a tight gathering of bottles where the player throws a plastic ring that is likely to hit a bunch of bottles and ping around (see: negative response) before possibly securing itself around the neck of a single bottle (see: a fellow asshole/dickhead) in the gallery.
"did you see that 14 people died in a suicide bombing this weekend?"

"did you know that 300 people died of the flu over the weekend?"

"is that relevant?"

"do YOU NOT THINK we should do something to STOP INFLUENZA?"

"do YOU THINK you might be ringtossing a little?"

"well my basketball team DOES need new uniforms."

"FOH!"
by tyler TX August 5, 2019
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Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.
She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.
by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019
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