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Reese

a person who is incredibly insightful, powerful, extraordinarily driven, and loving.

this is a person who is there for you if ever and whenever you need him.

he is always level-headed.

he has beautiful eyes.

his heart is made of gold.

he farts a lot with the heater on and windows rolled up. RUDE.

in short, a reese is a person you always want in your life.
"I HATE when you pull a reese in the car! It smells like eggs."

"You were such a reese tonight! I love you HONNNEYYY" to be said to a significant other after a good meal, a good date, or good sex.
by Mergen February 2, 2009
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Reese's Piecenitis

An unhealthy addiction to Reese's Pieces candy. Sufferer's have great difficulty in putting down the oh-so-tasty peanut butter candy in a crunchy shell.
Sir, my blood tests indicate you have Reese's Piecenitis. I suggest you stay away from the candy aisle at the store.
by mtgentry November 15, 2007
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dirty reese's

the sexual act of placing peanut butter in the anus, then being penetrated and removing the anus butter through the act of blumpkin
Lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese's on her last night
by georguis May 22, 2011
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Keanu Reeves

An A-list actor who shot to stardom after his movie "Speed" became a classic favorite among audiences in the mid 1990's. He is often perceived as enigmatic, zen-like, and mysterious. There is the misconception that he is not intelligent when in fact it is quite the opposite. Keanu Reeves is a highly accomplished actor who is hard working, respects his costars, and is loyal to his family and friends. He is extremely well-read, witty, charming, genuine, giving, caring, and incredibly talented. He researches his roles, and does his best to become every character he plays in his cinematic endeavors. Not only is he easy on the eyes but it is his heart that makes him as beautiful as ever. Keanu Reeves is an actor in every sense of the word.
Keanu Reeves... that about says it all.
One of a kind.
A rarity in Hollywood.
by Suzanne A. September 8, 2008
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Reeves

An absolute babe. Yes, he is incredibly stupid, but, he's so sweet and romantic. He is often found listening to music that doesn't fit his character. He acts like he's incredibly cool, but he's really a dork on the inside. Sometimes, he can be the biggest jerk, though.
Person 1: Oh, Reeves, you're stupid!
Reeves: Thanks!
by f.ofhope March 10, 2012
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Tate Reeves

Somehow, it's possible for a person to look like a child, and a child molester, at the same time. That's Tate Reeves, future Governor of Mississippi.

Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
by Dr. Sago September 9, 2019
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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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