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walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.
Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
mugGet the walking rectummug.

rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.
jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger
by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019
mugGet the rectum rangermug.

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.
Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!
by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010
mugGet the Rectum Wranglermug.

rectum discharge

When you are pushing out a fart u discharge fecal out of ur ass
by charney December 6, 2003
mugGet the rectum dischargemug.

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.
normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)
by fuckbucket April 6, 2005
mugGet the rectum roulettemug.

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.
I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.
by dan and matt February 15, 2006
mugGet the rectum spelunkermug.

optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life
damn im having a optic rectum day
by purinsimple December 6, 2006
mugGet the optic rectummug.

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