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Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.
I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol
by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021
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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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the hungry pumpkin

Give me the bread. No I Don’t Want That hungry pumpkin
“Give me the bread. No I don’t Want that. Give me the hotdog” said the hungry pumpkin
by The hungry pumpkin December 18, 2019
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Smashing Pumpkins

In response to definition #7, there was officially no "The" in the name of the band (as far as the print on album covers) until the release of Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness in 1995. You're not clever, guy.
"What's the best album of all time, d00d?"

"Why, it's Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins, of course!"

"Thx!"
by Flappy McDappy April 6, 2005
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pumpy

Big Shaq: Hold tight asznee, he's got the pumpy
by dictionarybrah November 2, 2017
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Pumpkin Nuts

slang for a boy with red hair...you think about that for a minute and it the true meaning will come.
That Marty McFreckles is a real pumpkin nuts!
by Tina McMullet November 9, 2008
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Pumpy

A rather gigantic young man with humongous pectoral muscles made quasi-famous on a popular blog about douchebags and the hot chicks that for some reason gravitate towards their metrosexual preening and faketannedness.
He was known for his look of sheer blankness and his propensity to firmly grasp the mammary glands of his women in public whilst having their picture taken, before his untimely death.
I know Pumpy, and you sir are no Pumpy!
by captain abag March 28, 2009
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