armchair psychiatrist

A person who gives advice for mental disorders, emotional disorders, or any other mental illness and has no known background knowledge or psychiatry. More than just advice with no clinical know how.

I was at work and some a-hole that I was talking to tried to give me advice on my ADD, he even offered me ways to obtain ADD medication, what an a-hole armchair psychiatrist!

by Anti-a-hole October 9, 2009

psychobilly

old school rockabilly meets punk, without all the political stuff.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

psycho

ultimately my mother

thumbs up if you know your momma's crazy

by panda August 23, 2004

psycho bitch

A woman who's hormal imbalance, troublesome upbringing, or current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence, like throwing my $3,400 wide-screen HDTV through the window!

What the... That psycho bitch just threw my $3,400 wide-screen TV through the window!

by Gene' Bujold June 26, 2004

psychosocial

The feeling of annoyance you get after spending too much time socializing.

After spending the weekend at the conference, I was beginning to feel psychosocial; I needed to be alone.

by Der Meister 77 March 3, 2009

Psychosis

A severe mental disturbance in which the individual loses touch with reality, often experiencing delusions (false beliefs) and hallucinations (e.g., hearing voices that do not exist).

Mike's psychosis was triggered by smoking too much weed.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Arkanoid Psycho

A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.

Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?

Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”

by arnie123 January 31, 2014