phinguh phuck

an asian dialect for the act of examining something with your fingers to check its quality

i was in china town trying to sell weed and a short chinky midget named kai gao lim came up to me and asked if he could phinguh phuck the weed two tyme

by mc3yee November 3, 2010

Corn Puck

A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

pluck my nerves

something that really bothers you

You really pluck my nerves sometimes.

by ms pie May 16, 2006

Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").

"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

Pluck Your Peacock

to have good sex

Girl you so fine, I wanna pluck your peacock

by Colanomics July 13, 2009

puckering out

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

by zhou sei September 15, 2016

Phucket Piss

The act of pissing into a mop bucket, when you're too tired, hooked to the PC, or ill to piss in the toilet, and may also contain sick.

1. I wouldn't go in there, Johnny's ill he's taking a phucket piss.

by Elkapan February 11, 2010