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protocol 3

Boys are crying when they hear that.
BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.
by KanSyden January 22, 2020
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Protagonist seat

In animes, the main character often sits in the seat farthest back (or second farthest back) and closest to the window at school.
-Man, Kevin got the protagonist seat
-What do you mean by protagonist seat?
-You know, the seat farthest back and closest to the window that the main characters in animes always sit in!
by Trip the Holy Artist June 18, 2020
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plotogan

Man i had a plotogan in school today
by Juicekill3r999 April 21, 2022
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Protigger

A protigger is a slur towards Protestants spewing lies and misinformation about the Catholic Church.
P - "The Catholic Church's teachings are heretical!"

C - "Typical Protigger."
by AlcoholicCatholic July 14, 2023
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Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.
by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011
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photography

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.
xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!
by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008
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boudoir photography

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.
by Denise September 15, 2003
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