An amazing Asian girl who a little crazy, but completely and always the BEST. She knows how to have fun but have a brain at the exact same time. She is talented, has skills, and will go far in life!
Omg, (Preet) is sooo crazy and funny! I wish she would hang out with us more, I want to get to know her more
by Dhehli100 July 1, 2017
Get the Preet mug.The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Example:
“Swear”
Written by Psalmist
A day can suck.
A day can blow.
It can go to hell
or go to shit.
You can screw it
— you can fuck it.
It can be damned like a soul.
It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.
Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.
It can shit on you,
piss on you;
a day can be a bitch.
When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.
A day can be pretty damn insensitive,
perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,
lascivious, immoral, without principal,
improper, indiscreet, a libertine,
vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.
A day can be all of these things.
But just you wait, because tomorrow,
I swear,
it could be inexplicably chaste.
All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
Example:
“Swear”
Written by Psalmist
A day can suck.
A day can blow.
It can go to hell
or go to shit.
You can screw it
— you can fuck it.
It can be damned like a soul.
It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.
Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.
It can shit on you,
piss on you;
a day can be a bitch.
When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.
A day can be pretty damn insensitive,
perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,
lascivious, immoral, without principal,
improper, indiscreet, a libertine,
vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.
A day can be all of these things.
But just you wait, because tomorrow,
I swear,
it could be inexplicably chaste.
All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
by Vonicity May 7, 2020
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A term in which a mate lies in wait for your current girlfriend to become your ex girlfriend.
"Eh I've just been praetzed"
An alternate term is joe pro. This is reserved for praetzes that also have the clap. Shared between himself, the ex and friend.
"Old Joe pros had the clap that often its more like applause"
"Eh I've just been praetzed"
An alternate term is joe pro. This is reserved for praetzes that also have the clap. Shared between himself, the ex and friend.
"Old Joe pros had the clap that often its more like applause"
by Praetz March 12, 2021
Get the Praetz mug.Poetic rizz is Another word for building a connection/how good you are with pulling and sustaining female attraction while also using poetic word grouping.
Male 1: Your eyes are like two sparkling jewels, catching the light in such a way that they seem to glow from within.
Female1: Oh my thank you. *blushes*
Male 2: Bro's got that poetic rizz.
Female1: Oh my thank you. *blushes*
Male 2: Bro's got that poetic rizz.
by thequietoneesan April 13, 2023
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Get the Hood Poetry mug.Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by spen53 April 5, 2018
Get the Simple Poetic Veteran mug.The phrase refers to the inter-song banter of the lead singer of a band where he or she panders to the working class folk with lines such as:
"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"
"Who here has been beaten down by life and wants to throw it all away!"
"Fuck it all, lets get hammered!"
"That son of a bitch boss is gonna be pissed in the morning!"
"Trucks. AMIRIGHT?"
"Life is a cruel lie!"
by TeamPlowMyField March 18, 2015
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