A term used to describe two or more amounts, physical or metaphorical, that seem to take on a property of percentage. That is, when one amount rises, the other must drop in order to keep the maximum percentage at one hundred. (100%) This normally works against someone, especially the one who points out the counter-proportion.
It seems like the amount of friends a guy has on MySpace or Facebook is counter-proportionate to how many friends he has in real life.
God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.
God, it seems like the more this kid I'm babysitting likes a toy, the more noise it makes, the less I can enjoy myself while I'm watching him. Money be damned, I'm not doing this anymore.
by Vardinator September 9, 2009
Get the Counter-proportionate mug.fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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When your procrastinating boyfriend fails to reserve the suite at the best hotel in town the night your husband finally lets you go out with "the girls"! Dumb ass!
by blondie January 13, 2005
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bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating
bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion
bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion
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Get the proportional mug.Happens when a friend talks bad about another friend. Requires, not talking to that friend, leaving them out of activities or groups until they apologize.
by ttlemu February 1, 2010
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Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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