The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
Get the robot priest mug.Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
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A popular current form of political hypocrisy that applies different rules to different media outlets, claiming that less-politically-aligned media outlets are incapable of airing objective independently-developed content and must be boycotted, while concurrently claiming that more-politically-aligned media is not subject any of the same alleged bias.
When Reince Priebus, RNC Chairman, threatens to boycott CNN and ABC during the 2016 Presidential Debates if they air "inherently biased" Hilary Clinton biopics, but does not make the same threat against FOX News when they also announce the production of a Hilary Clinton feature, he is engagedin Priebuscrisy.
by mtnmeister September 8, 2013
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by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013
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