Rule 16 states that there are no females on the internet - specifically in role-playing games and chat rooms.
Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Expanded Rule 16 states that:
a) All internet men are men
b) All internet women are really men
b) All internet children are policemen
Player 1: Did you check out Rocket Dog' profile? She is so hot, so I PM'd her and she is sexy cool!
Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!
Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
Player 2: Dude, remember Rule 16. She's really a 40 yo dude in his living in his mom's basement!
Player 1: No! She's real and she likes me!
by mtnmeister July 08, 2009
A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.
Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.
Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.
If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.
by mtnmeister July 21, 2017
Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.
by mtnmeister June 28, 2009
Blob Boredom Disease.
A term used in the online game AstroEmpires reflecting the boredom associated with a recent strategy of collecting all fleets into a huge multi-billion fleet mass in a single location to keep them safe form attack - and doing nothing with them for weeks or months.
A term used in the online game AstroEmpires reflecting the boredom associated with a recent strategy of collecting all fleets into a huge multi-billion fleet mass in a single location to keep them safe form attack - and doing nothing with them for weeks or months.
by mtnmeister June 24, 2009
DeCal is a student-run democratic education program at the University of California, Berkeley. Students create and facilitate their own classes on a variety of (often unorthodox) subjects
Student 1: Cool, did you see there is a DECal for Starcraft this semester?
Student 2: I already signed up for "Human Sexuality as Represented by Sex in the City" DECal
Student 2: I already signed up for "Human Sexuality as Represented by Sex in the City" DECal
by mtnmeister June 28, 2009
A popular current form of political hypocrisy that applies different rules to different media outlets, claiming that less-politically-aligned media outlets are incapable of airing objective independently-developed content and must be boycotted, while concurrently claiming that more-politically-aligned media is not subject any of the same alleged bias.
When Reince Priebus, RNC Chairman, threatens to boycott CNN and ABC during the 2016 Presidential Debates if they air "inherently biased" Hilary Clinton biopics, but does not make the same threat against FOX News when they also announce the production of a Hilary Clinton feature, he is engagedin Priebuscrisy.
by mtnmeister August 12, 2013
PBL
Passed By Launch
Term used in the sport of rowing (a.k.a. Crew) for a boat moving so slow relative to the rest of the boats in the race that the Launch carrying the Race Officials passes the slow boat to keep up with the pack of competitive boats.
Boats that PBL usually finish DFL (Dead Fucking Last).
Damn Dude, our Varsity 8 was PBL. WTF went wrong!!??
Passed By Launch
Term used in the sport of rowing (a.k.a. Crew) for a boat moving so slow relative to the rest of the boats in the race that the Launch carrying the Race Officials passes the slow boat to keep up with the pack of competitive boats.
Boats that PBL usually finish DFL (Dead Fucking Last).
Damn Dude, our Varsity 8 was PBL. WTF went wrong!!??
by mtnmeister June 25, 2009