Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.

Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!

by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004

Ghost Poster

A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.

Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.

by mvchavis June 24, 2009

Mong'posterthy moment

when mongus man goes to mogus drip store, becomes a mong'poster and then starts flying

"Hey, you want a cookie"

"nah"

"ok buy some mongus stuff"

"ok"

*starts flying*

"guys look! that's a mong'posterthy moment!!!"

by DW | Krispy Comrade May 4, 2021

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?

stealing someones nudes & posting them on twitter.com

i had a WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!? moment with my brother.

by medangerousmuginmyammarsky March 23, 2023

Postergirl

a well known/popular person who has full attention from everyone

grabs any spotlight

"Tiannas a Postergirl, look at all them people around her, shes dope"

by Tianna May 27, 2004

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

Posted Up

Usually used to describe a group of people or just one person who is always at a certain place, just standing around looking for something to do.

"Mad kids are always posted up at this Wawa."

by leeski August 2, 2008