porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

PORCELINE PAINTING 

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

broomin' porcupines 

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

broomin' porcupines by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

purcupine 

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

purcupine by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porkubine 

A fat concubine

It must've taken 12 yards of silk to robe that porkubine

porkubine by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

porcumine

Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."

Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"

porcumine by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005