pooped his pants

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

by DizzyAH March 8, 2009

Pooleg

different way of saying "pookie"

it was a spelling mistake that just stuck after my phone was on predictive text.

"i love you pooleg."

by Jessica Wallis. April 18, 2010

Pooked

when you knock over an individuals object i.e a drink then pick it back up this is none as Pooking.

sorry i knocked over your drink but i pooked it back up for you.

by the musketeers100 January 2, 2012

Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009

Pooned

Getting beaten at something very badly

I got pooned by him in that race

by Bonez666 October 19, 2008

pooned

being owned by a noob

"AW DUDE THAT KID JUST POONED U"
"he was using a noob combo"

by i make words September 3, 2007

Poledo

Its the popo in Toledo, OH.

Shoot, put that phat sack away the Poledos are rolling up.

by Matt Scott February 15, 2004