Polansk

A occasional poster in the comments of www.shacknews.com, polansk is a Brazilian fellow well known for his poor yet hilarious English.

"polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again?"

by UtilityMaximizer October 7, 2003

Polak

Noun
poh - lawk
A person born of Polish decent or citizenship in Poland.

"Polaks have some freaky accents, but they sure know how to drink."

by PeterJOldak April 28, 2006

poland

a very good country with some very good people

im proud to be from poland

by Southwest_juggla September 12, 2007

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

You forgot Poland

A sad excuse for an arguement given by a incumbant President trying desperatly to escape his dismal record.

While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.

A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.

Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."

Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"

(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)

by Watchful Eye October 1, 2004

Polar Blow

When i girl gives a great blow job with ice in her mouth

Kim gave me a polar blow under the table at the the restaurant!!!!

by bob mcballs April 1, 2009

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009