pleasure cannon

A mans penis, called this because it allows a woman endless fun as well as your left/right hand. Also because it fires projectile loads, targets can be mouths, pic of your mates hot maw etc! fun fun fun for everyone!

Claire "My favourite ride is the pleasure cannon"
"He shot me with his pleasure cannon"
"My cannon is aimed at your mouth, prepare to receive!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

Pleasure quake

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.

I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.

by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014

Pleck

Noun: A person who is (not necessarily in a derogative way) so exceedingly unintelligent that when you talk to them you start to feel like you're talking to an animal that knows how to speak.

"if i'd realized earlier he was a pleck, I would've talked about the weather, not philosophy and science... would've saved me from that awkward silence."

by Trynottalking April 13, 2021

Pleuvisaud

The pleasing sound of rain on the roof or against a windowpane.

I enjoyed listening to the pleuvisaud after a long period of drought

by anonymous September 19, 2022

And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)

Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.

by KakSoran June 5, 2010

plebeian

Ancient Rome's lowest class, excluding slaves

Virginius, a plebeian centurion.

by metromile May 21, 2015

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006