california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

by stoner 69 July 10, 2009

Star Platinum

An asspull.

1: star platinum

Google: I'm sorry, did you mean : example of an asspull?

by Dr.Soolian March 2, 2020

platinum lesbian

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.

Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.

by labzoo December 6, 2015

Platnium Star gay

A gay who not only has never had sex with a girl (gold star gay) but has never even touched a vagina even at birth. So they were born through ceasarean section

Did you know that Mike is gold star gay? No, he is a platnium star gay because he was born by c-section.

by Wanna be platnium September 14, 2009

Platinum rule

An expression that was used in How I Met Your Mother.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.

Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.

Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.

X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......

by Traitorcz May 4, 2008

platinum bullet

A reference to an extremely attractive, but completely psycho or morally bankrupt woman that causes great distress, emotional damage, financial burden or any combination of the above. Often they will have control issues and cheat with multiple partners.

Basically, it looks fantastic but it still fucks you up.

Man Leanna was adorable, but she ended up being a platinum bullet.

by Ratznium June 25, 2008

platinum ductape

A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes.

"Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But only at trader joes. On thursdays."
"...platinum ductape? what the hell kinda drugs are you on?"

by Dark_Storm August 2, 2008