pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. pigs were mad they got what they deserved, so hostile quagga took advantage of this and used the pigs to help spread hostile quagga propaganda. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.
Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!
Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!
Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).
by fungusfollower2 April 25, 2022
by Random pig September 07, 2019
A lazy mutated creature that rolls around in mud all day and eventually turns into a cooked piece of meat with an apple stuffed down its gullet.
by PSEUDONYMSUS November 09, 2017
An animal that rolls around in mud and goes “oink oink” while doing dumb stuff. When they eat, they get very dirty and they do not look pretty eating. They are fat and short.
by Why am I not dead November 24, 2019
by FAMOUS M33 March 15, 2019