having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone
Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011
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Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!
I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.
I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.
by papanoel001 May 15, 2011
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An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
by Scribling May 21, 2013
Get the Phonatose mug.To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.
"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
by greenman61 December 5, 2013
Get the phonache mug.Taking a shit, wrapping it up in toilet paper (mummifying it) then shoving it up your partner's anus.
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