misanthropic philanthropist

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.

He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004

philadelphia

Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.

The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.

by Philarch April 14, 2004

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Dirty Phil

The sexual act of cumming in someone's nose so that they are constantly snorting like popular internet personality and Twitch Streamer DarksydePhil

I gave Christian a Dirty Phil last night, right before stream. He kept snorting right in the mic.

by Califloydian December 31, 2017

Dan and Phil

Dan and Phil are the extremely amazing YouTuber duo, Daniel Howell and Philip Lester. When you think of Dan, you think of Phil, and when you think of Phil, you think of Dan. There is no one without the other. They are the best YouTubers.

“Hey, do you watch Dan and Phil?” Person 1 asked.
“Fuck yea, I love them, they’re so cute and dating secretly!” Person 2 said.
“Don’t forget they’re amazing YouTubers.” Person 3 added.

by PansexualPhanatic January 23, 2019

dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

by Oprah March 11, 2003