Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

phelpser

A person who smokes weed and takes pictures of the act, which may or may not be released to british media.

You got any nug?

ya man.

How bout a camera?

what are you a phelpser ?

by beej345 February 4, 2009

Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

philpac

a.k.a professional lazy arse djmyarse
philpac is the name given to an intelligent being who refuses (for reasons unknown) to achieve his/her potential. "to do a philpac"

Now there's a philpac if ever I saw one.
Have you done the work for today, or are you a philpac?

by macy gray February 5, 2005

pheltch

same as feltch

pheltch is a work just like feltch

by C.J, April 16, 2010

Phulp

1.) To powerfully fuck something or someone. (Verb) 2.) to be obsessed with chemistry. (Noun)

Ex. 1)Last night at that party i phulped this girl so hard that i broke her pelvis.

Ex. 2) That guy is such a phulp. He always talks about chemistry.

by Jon Austin Idiot March 19, 2013