Phantasmagasm

To experience flashing, unrelated images in frequent succession whilst in a spasmic state, such as having an orgasm or having a fit (often drug related).

"seriously dude that shit gave me a phantasmagasm"

by Ze|ane December 9, 2008

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

Paintball

one of the best sports ever made.

Paintball rules all .

by peter.pan. June 16, 2003

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004

paint can

1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl

that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face

by Dong Woo September 3, 2005

the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010