The worst poetry site out there. Many teenage hopefuls come to get some criticism, but then get torn apart like an autistic kid at a MENSA convention. They frequently personally insult the writers themselves in their criticism of the poem. For them, "poetic license" is just an excuse for laziness. Their idea of a cliche is something that was written about once five-hundred years ago in Romania. If you're a sadist, it's perfect. If you want some real literary criticism, stay away from these forty-something balding nerds. If they criticized you, don't worry about it. They hate everyone but themselves. You're probably actually pretty good.
Average criticism:
Standard-issue beginner's self-indulgent, self-immersed prose journal-entry writing loaded with ungrounded and therefore meaningless abstractions and 31 first-person singular pronouns which makes clear that the real subject is you, a subject frankly devoid of interest. Why should anyone care about the interacracies (?/sic) of your naval when they can read someone else's wonderful poetry? Also, why do the lines have little to do with one another? (maybe because it's a DYNAMIC POEM, JACKASS?)
Example:
My poem got bashed at the PFFA, but so did everyone else's.
Standard-issue beginner's self-indulgent, self-immersed prose journal-entry writing loaded with ungrounded and therefore meaningless abstractions and 31 first-person singular pronouns which makes clear that the real subject is you, a subject frankly devoid of interest. Why should anyone care about the interacracies (?/sic) of your naval when they can read someone else's wonderful poetry? Also, why do the lines have little to do with one another? (maybe because it's a DYNAMIC POEM, JACKASS?)
Example:
My poem got bashed at the PFFA, but so did everyone else's.
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Get the pffft mug.pcfs stand for pokemon crazed fans and ppfgs are pokemon fan freak gamers. It was first mentioned by a girl who loved pokemon alot but wasn't that obbesed with it.
The girl whose is anonymous because no on found out what her name was started this into a trend. These types of people wear pokemon stuff all the time and always love going to game weeks dealing with pokemon games. They particcapate in these types of games all the type and never get tirjed of it. There hair also is very noticable because they have hairstyles that have never seen before. You will rarely find these because no one has really seen them before and no one knew what to call them.
The girl whose is anonymous because no on found out what her name was started this into a trend. These types of people wear pokemon stuff all the time and always love going to game weeks dealing with pokemon games. They particcapate in these types of games all the type and never get tirjed of it. There hair also is very noticable because they have hairstyles that have never seen before. You will rarely find these because no one has really seen them before and no one knew what to call them.
Omg. Have you seen Rachel. She is so obbesed with pokemon and has wicked hair. WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? Oh a pcfs (or pffgs) pokemon fan freaks!
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