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Slapping penguins 

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad 

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

spy penguin

The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
spy penguin by Spynt May 21, 2021

sg_penguin 

a god at apex legends has a massive c*ck is dating maddison beer. Hes got a gansta ferret and is not the alpha male but the second alpha male because of course callum is the alpha male
sg_penguin by hanky honks May 24, 2021

Sharks and Penguins 

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.