Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Hurricane Willy Punch

An attack technique based on swinging ones arm around repeatedly at full length while approaching the victims nether regions.

Mr. Buttnose attacked with the full might of his infamous Hurricane Willy Punch.

"Hurrriicaaaaaaaaane!"

by m3rple March 27, 2011

Sheboygan Tittie Punch

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.

During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.

by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015

Pancho's Giveaway

Pancho's Giveaway was a reference to a non-existent store that so called "poor" kids at school were said to shop at. If you wore rags, tattered clothes, or no namebrand clothes, you were made fun of and news would spread quickly that you indeed, shopped at Pancho's Giveaway!

See: poncho's give-away

You're so poor you bought your clothes at Pancho's Giveaway!

Nice clothes, did Pancho's Giveaway have a sale today?

Where does mom buy you're clothes? Pancho's Giveaway?

by Morales, Jacob May 7, 2008

1-2 Punch

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.

Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.

by McNubbin42 December 18, 2009

Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

by Ricky Roma October 9, 2004

Cum Punch

The act of ejaculating onto a Boxing Glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.

"I gave Ashley a black eye when I hit her with a cum punch last night."

by 5aq July 2, 2012