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Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.
And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.
by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024
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Parse

Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)
Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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pekker palsey

a slang term used to describe impatiency
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. What, are you trying to get pekker palsey?"

Val: "Did you get laid by that guy at the bar last night?"
Abby:"Not by him he had pekker palsey, so I went upstairs and fucked his best friend"
by Lizzle Pizzle January 10, 2008
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Shawn-Palsey

"A wannabe cop from a small town who carries a holstered plastic gun to prove his masculinity due to being pussy whipped by a fat burger hog whom makes him reside in her garage."
He hit me so hard my arm's nerves were affected. Everyone wears their cap gun to keyboarding! |that kid is straight shawn-palsey!
by F.B.I Freeze April 30, 2013
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South Parkey

The term used when you are describing something that relates to south park in either a similar art style or similar humour to the hit show on comedy central
"Hey that piece of work you have done on photoshop is kind of south parkey"
"Oh yeah i see that"
by RelicNThat November 6, 2017
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dirty parsley

When two males both simultaneously put one piece of parsley in their rectums and then pull it out and lick it like a lolly pop
Do you want to enjoy a dirty parsley
by Bigusbobs September 18, 2021
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Abbey Parrey

She is a Abbey Parrey
by Man homie September 23, 2023
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