Parker

The smallest "city" in the united states... with a lovely population made up of mostly a family that had 16 kids. It used to have a pool till the city couldnt afford it anymore. It also had a movie theatre in like the 50's. It is home to a grocery store that is over priced and the food is expired.

In between Foxburg and Bruin lies Parker

by FaTTy2010 May 12, 2009

parker.

Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual

"You man u one gay ass parker"

by LMFAO OWNED November 16, 2004

Parker

A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.

Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.

by Mr. Num Nums September 01, 2008

Parker

Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.

Parker is speaking tonight! BE THERE!

by KennedyIV August 30, 2017

parker

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.

by warning wolf February 21, 2018

parker

a little bitch boy

actual dumbass, and not in a good way

sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?

by neighborhood_arthoe November 04, 2019

Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 12, 2011