pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs

Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba

Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"

by Thebummba May 9, 2018

parasite

Something that benefits from the downfall of a host.

The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021