Parasite

An unborn child, or fetus.

The parasite was living off my food supply and causing me to have a growth on my abdomen.

by Kayla Pratt January 31, 2006

uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 14, 2008

Parasite

An Unborn Baby Still Living In Its Mother

woman: im pregnant again...
Man: Oh, shit... is the parasite to old to have killed?

by Dann¥ June 3, 2007

ParasiteveLuntc

A slut who frequents the LUE Chat on AOL Instant Messanger for no fucking reason at all and gets on various screenames pretending to be the friends that she doesnt have.

Para got pregnant by a 54 year old black man.

by l33tblub0i July 8, 2003

parisanity

the religion of Paris Hilton lovers; religion of people who follow "Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose"

Jenna converted Nina and Ms. Chorna to Parisanity

by fierceness December 30, 2007

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017