by Lee March 1, 2004
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Harvey's blood froze when he saw the anonymous comment on craigslist rants-and-raves warning women looking for male companions about a dark-haired man with a goatee with a tiny penis and the romantic skills of a wounded mallard who wouldn't even pay for dinner on a first date.
"Mildred! This must be from Mildred! This is nonsense! I left the entire tip! And this is a Van Dyke, not a goatee!"
He saw that his friend Bartholomew was online and initiated a chat with him. "Mildred is telling people that I have a tiny penis and am cheap and goateed! Here's proof!" He included a link to the defamatory comment and waited.
The response came back in just over two minutes: "Sir, there are about a quarter of a million men on the dating scene around here and half of them have facial hair. That could be anyone talking about anyone. Gird yourself. You are suffering from the worst case of paranonoia I've seen this week."
"Mildred! This must be from Mildred! This is nonsense! I left the entire tip! And this is a Van Dyke, not a goatee!"
He saw that his friend Bartholomew was online and initiated a chat with him. "Mildred is telling people that I have a tiny penis and am cheap and goateed! Here's proof!" He included a link to the defamatory comment and waited.
The response came back in just over two minutes: "Sir, there are about a quarter of a million men on the dating scene around here and half of them have facial hair. That could be anyone talking about anyone. Gird yourself. You are suffering from the worst case of paranonoia I've seen this week."
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A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.
Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?
by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016
Get the Paranoia mug.When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
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that due is a paranoiaman
by John Doe______________________ September 27, 2019
Get the paranoiaman mug.A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 17, 2021
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P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
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P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
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