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Phillium

A medicine used to reverse the effects of heterosexuality and the initial gender. This drug has a difficult time spelling the word "comet" and gets a little 'too' intimate with kittens and frogs.

The drug can take the form of a drunk and cursing sailor when the parental presence is absent, and the user is weak-willed.

Phillium was created by the Derp. Foundation in 1992 from the pressure of the intelligent community who wanted a drug to dumb themselves down without the pressure of being stupid.

WARNING: Taking Phillium can result in any of the following symptoms: Stupidity, infertility, being a no life, having chairs thrown at you, being told to make a male figure a sandwich, growing a vagina, having a fondness for pie, death by harpoon impalement, being attracted to anything fury, rubbing yourself on the couch, stealing money in the form of ten dollar bills, repulsing woman, trying to wrestle a frog, anxiety, getting killed before scoring with the flag, being really white, losing your job, pregnancy, woman-like giggling, hair-loss, heart-pain, suicidal thoughts, being really nerdy and not realizing it even though everyone you have ever known has either told you or agreed with someone else who has but you continue on believing your cool while you sit in your room drooling over that periodic table on your wall, and cancer.
Commiit is Phillium
by ZSpark14 November 27, 2010
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Terrance and Phillip

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park
by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003
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Pink Phallic Object

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory
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Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.
"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.
by Pfc. Snowball September 5, 2008
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phallometry

The study of the penile dimensions of male human beings. This can be conducted informally, e.g., a heterosexual woman vetting a potential lover on the basis of his purported or observed length and width, or formally, as when a clinician or condom manufacturer collects data through direct measurements, surveys or some combination of these.
Wanting to shed her reputation as a "size queen," "cockhound," and so on without sacrificing her preferences, KittyJane decided to start putting "expect phallometry" in her online personal ads.
by kemibe November 18, 2012
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phallaphobia

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.
by duckiemelon November 30, 2013
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Phallic photograph

When you wanna send dick pics, but you're classy as fuck.
Oh Dorothy! Come have a gander at this fine phallic photograph that Fitzgerald sent.
by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017
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