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OWNED

To be DOMINATED in something! To consistently DOMINATE someone or to maintain POWER over someone or something! To be beaten badly! To be extremely embarrassed by someone! To be made a fool of by someone! If you and a friend played a basketball game and he outscored you by 75 points and beat you 85 to 10... he OWNED you! If you had a fight with an enemy and you pummeled him with 10 straight punches and knocked him out without him getting 1 hit in... you can say you OWNED him! If you and your friend played chess 20 times and you beat him 18 out of the 20 times you 2 played, you can pretty much say you OWN him! To be owned is to be badly beaten or dominated in something by someone!
Me and Omar had a looks contest and I owned him 30 votes to 5
by Jaylove47 June 18, 2011
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Get Owned Son

1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.
1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!
by xINSANEx xMODZx September 12, 2010
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Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.
Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011
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Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.
That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!
by Matt I January 29, 2005
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Owned

The word owned refers to something or someone becoming the property of someone else after extreme domination. Similar to being served, being owned involves becoming the bitch of someone after being totally dominated or embarressed by them. The term owned can only be applied to severe cases of kickass and the total demoralisation of someone usually in public. The ownee must accept their ownage and submit to the bragging of the owner and those surrounded them for an extended period of time.
"Oh shit i just kicked that little kid in the face, i totally owned that bitch"
"Thats what your mother said last night, OWNED"
"Dude you got owned when he held you down and farted on your head".
by Duffman25 December 28, 2005
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owned

v. 1. Past tense of the word own.
2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego.
3. To literally have been the property of something else.
1. Veteran: FUCK!!!! *slams forehead into palms*........{pitiful silence}
Beginner: Owned....-_-
2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.
by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005
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owned

word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.
I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?
by Jonathan Wilson November 19, 2004
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