obese

it mean that you're a fat ass. YOU FAT ASS!!!

look up terry you fat ass

by secretly stealing florida August 23, 2005

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

Obese

People who eat way too much, like 45839893053 calories a day on a regular basis.

Karen and Lindsay eat three cupcakes everyday before lunch. They are obese.

by kd6079 March 1, 2009

Obesetiality

The practice of loving large, overweight people.

Did you see the size of Kristina's new boyfriend? She must be into obesetiality.

by PicklingTheBeast June 19, 2009

Being obese

The act of one being rude in a manner or doing something stupid and obnoxious or "fat". This term can describe someone who is actually skinny or well managed. The person being accused of "Being obese" usually tends to do stupid stuff a lot and has a history of being obese.

person 1: Did you break my headset?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Stop being obese man you break everything.

by Moocowish July 6, 2011

Obesery

A restaurant where you can order one standard meal and share with 2 or more friends until you are completely full. You then might be shocked that you "gamed" the system, not realizing that the meal was designed for one (obese) person. This is especially common in the South of the United State.

My friends and I were able to save some money by eating at the local obesery while in Georgia. Luckily, we had a lot of meals to choose from.

by Charlie the hacker August 22, 2011