Morbidly Online

Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.

Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."

Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."

by nice990 October 20, 2022

Got lost online

The act of going online with a specific purpose such as paying bills or e filing taxes only to get sidetracked by checking emails, social media sites, blog updates etc.

Dude, you've been online for an hour, are your taxes done yet?

No, first I got side tracked by checking email. That turned into sorting, organizing and replying to emails. Then I got side tracked by checking Facebook. That turned into scanning status updates and looking through old pictures. I got lost online.

by Jboymc April 13, 2011

online penis

a penis you can draw online.

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the online penis!

by autumn peters. March 3, 2009

Online Friends

Always there when you need them, kind in any way, if you have a problem in real life you can talk to them, they always know what's best, they know what you want to do, they will always be your best friend they'll never betray you day or night; and the best part is that everyone is lucky to have a online friend.

i'm so lucky i have onlnie friends.

Jewl Jason Amber and Lucas are my best online friends i could ever have.

by jerome_ January 20, 2018

Oliver

He is a fuckin god mate. He has a lightsaber on himself everyday. He is so fuckin cool you don't even realise. Oliver is cooler than everyone. no one is so cool as Oliver

Fuck. Oliver is cool

by Omni_Lynx January 29, 2020

Gaia Online

A special type of social networking site that allowed users to create and modify avatars using many many clothing items, weapons and accessories. It has a market where you can buy or sell items using the site's currency - Gaia Gold. Items could cost up to anywhere between 1 gold to over 200,000,0000. Back in the old days, gold was harder to come by, but items didn't cost much anyway. Nowadays, almost fucking everything costs at least 200,000 gold. New items are released everyday, but many look the same and are meaningless, especially when their starting price is 100,000,000 gold in the market. Nothing here is worth spending real currency on. Avatars are less appreciated because now any loser can just buy it with real money.

The site has interactive worlds known as Towns or Rally where many users get together with their avatars and hang out. Other worlds are usually sponsor based worlds, like MTV Hollywood Crap world.

They used to have this really cool feature called Gaia Cinemas where we can watch funny old ass educational videos with other avatars, but they tossed all that completely.

This website has become increasingly boring. Nobody goes on here anymore except Asians and 12 year old white girls. Items are way to damn expensive to work toward them anymore. This site has pretty much lost all it's former glory and become a giant cesspool of watery diarrhea.

Gaia Online sold out and now everything went to shit.

by Cheeto Dust October 11, 2012

Oliver

An amazing kid. Amazing artistic, talented, smart, and way mature for their age. They are outstanding friends, and can make anyones day. Their artistic talents are way beyond their years, and they will for sure make it big. There are so many people who love them :^)

"Oh man, did you see that piece of art?"
"Oh yeah, must be an oliver who made it, its so good"

by JakeEatsDirt November 8, 2019