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No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason
by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020
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No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).
Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"
by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021
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No Nut November

No nutting during November. There is a break in the calendar on the 12th where berty mcbert berts can nut all they want.
by KaterinaD November 5, 2021
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No Nut November

Dang it’s No Nut November !!
by Yeetyourmom November 1, 2019
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No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1st and ends on November 30th
In No Nut November all men are challenged to not 'nut' for the the entire month of November
If a man was to fail bad things would happen to him
I survived No Nut November so I'm gonna beat the meat all December
You failed No Nut November bad things will happen
by Bub144246 December 8, 2022
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No nut November

A racist fascist holiday invented by conservatives. Its racist because i say so. I think that we should all fap at least twice a day. There are many good things about fapping. Im anti masculine.
Fuck conservatives and no nut November racisf fascist asshole
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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