Nerds Rope Dick

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

by mynameismudd June 28, 2013

nepson

Deep in the heart of the south located in southern Alamance county there is a small town called snow camp. If you travel there you will heard the word "nepson" used frequently. This word is used to describe the inbreeding of brother and sister. The resulting offspring, if it lives, is called a nepson.

The family tree only has one branch when your a nepson.

by Bigdaddydic June 25, 2017

Nersesianism

The philosophy that follows the values of Ms. Goarine Nersesian. This belief follows the mistrust of Russian bears and many of the ideals that embody the forceful culture of Russia and Armenia. One does not doubt or contradict Nersesianism, or else one will be utterly destroyed and raped. The forceful sense of Nersesianism contradicts itself at points, but eventually straightens out.

Do not trust Russian Bear

Dude 1: Hey where are you going?
Dude 2: To church why?
Dude 1: Just wondering...are you Catholic?
Dude 2: Nah I'm Lutherian; why, what are you?
Dude 1: I believe all religions are pointless, and I believe in the ideals of Nersesianism.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Never trust Russian Bear.
Dude 2: So its a religion?
Dude 1: No, its a belief, that believes that all religions are pointless, and follows the beliefs of Ms. Goarine Nersesian.
Dude 2: Cool.
Dude 1: Abort your religion! Infadels!

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Narps

1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.

2. narps. also used as an interjection.

origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.

"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"

"Narps! Narps! Narps!"

"Oh narp it all!"

by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009

Nerpy

A word created by Markus Persson (Creator of Minecraft) on the day of his marriage to explain the feeling of being happy and nervous at the same time. though meaning entirely different things, this could be a possible add-on to the already rhyming words Herp and Derp. The alternative to this word is the more dislike-able "Harvous"

From Notch's Twitter:

notch Markus Persson
I am nervous and happy. Harvous. (Nerpy?)

by Notch Stalker August 17, 2011

Nepsis

The technical Bulgarian term for vagina; has recently become an obscure slang used to test whether a man is a cockNOMing fag or not.

Counterpart to the male Penicilus.

IMPROPER USAGE

"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.

PROPER USAGE

"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).

by Richter Raping Richter January 9, 2009

Narps

Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.

She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.

by SodaGirl May 27, 2005