Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
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Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”
Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”
Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”
Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”
Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒
Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”
Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”
Iam “I... Whatever...”
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