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Married

I heard a rumor that she cheated on her prime husband with Harry Styles
Hym “I heard that she WAS married but she cheated on her husband with Harry Styles, so.... Hurray hypergamy! Retard with a meaty dongle beats prince! And I still think I wrote some of that movie. I’ll bet you 1 million dollars some of this is in that piece of shit... Tssk! 😤 dumb slut... tarnish my good name. And Chris Pine should have beat the shit out of that little faggot for spitting on him. Actually, I will officially offer my services to help Chris Pine jump him. We’ll catch him in his trailer so he can run. Rearrange his face. And then we can go throw piss filled water balloons at the snake-whore... and then we can go get ice cream...”

Iam “What... are you doing with that knife?”

Hym “Huh? This? 🔪 Nothing.”

Iam “You’re not going to stab me again, are you?” 😰 “I still have a scar from the last time....”

Hym “PFFFTTT!! YOU’RE ALIVE!?”

Iam “How would I be talking if I wasn’t alive?” 😒

Hym “I thought you were some kind of force-ghost! I don’t know. A figment of my imagination or something.”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! Stop it!”

Hym “Wild. That is wild. Whelp. I’m going to bed.”

Iam “I... Whatever...”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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Murrped

A Molly (MDMA) burp. flavor usually being similar to lighter fluid or some other type of gasoline type flavor. It only seems to happen when you ingest certain types of Molly (usually types which are cut with a lighter fluid type chemical). The experience is unpleasent non-the-less, however it is a good indication that your roll is about to increase.
1. Dude, I just Murrped. That shit is so nasty, But I feel good as shit.
2. Hey man can I borrow your lighter to see if I can light my Murrp?
3. Bro did you just Murrp? That smells terrible.
by OC Secrets. May 28, 2013
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Married Wally

married wally basically means a cock eater that will eat every single cock in the world especially cocks bigger then his/her mouth and it means a shit eater and a faggot and the staff team is super gay in a specific discord server I won’t name.pls accept this
by Auxo February 26, 2021
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Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.
Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...
by Bruno Gy. September 2, 2013
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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013
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FB married

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.
Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!
by speakersandipod46 February 9, 2010
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