Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

muppet high

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

by TimeBeing November 25, 2011

muppet chuck

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015

ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

Muppeting

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

by MagsG June 16, 2013

Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".

"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."

by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007

muppet baby

a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.

John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?

Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.

by rangermoody September 30, 2009