nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

wenis muncher

One who enjoys chomping on wenis.

Emilio Prieto is a huge wenis muncher

by Emilio Prieto December 3, 2010

Rug Muncher

One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises

by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003

jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 4, 2005

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Gas Muncher

A man or women that eats out a girls cooter while driving. The word got its name because while she steers you munch her cooter and gas.

Sarah :How was the ride home with Jeffery last night?

Jane: it was great , he was such a gas Muncher, he sucked my cooter like a squirrel sucking on some alligator titties.

by Pitteddaddy February 18, 2017

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017