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Muffstro

A gigantic penis, belonging to your boyfriend ("Muffy"). Named after "Monstro" the giant whale from Pinocchio.
Wow, you look so sexy in that dress! I think Muffstro might make an appearance soon....
by HornySmurf October 4, 2011
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muffsicle

"Bro, its so hot out, I could really go for a muffsicle right about now!"

"That girl is so cold, she owns a muffsicle factory."
by Air ReRe October 28, 2013
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muffy bitch

What you get called in the torchys parking lot by some drunk old trailer trash lady trying to pull out of her parking spot while you're so-called "in the way"
by Wakebitchez October 6, 2016
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muffshot

The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead its's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.
Casper: Damn I just got a snapchat from the biology teacher
Jeppe: What could it be?
Casper: Oh never mind, it's just a muffshot
Jeppe: Gross dude
by Miraccoli December 4, 2016
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muffslayer

Imma go oil up my muffslayer.
by DMGmiz June 16, 2017
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Muffshart

An echoing follow through that ruptures everything within a mile radius and sounds like a mixture between an air raid siren and a humungous turd
Leah Ruth let out a muffshart yesterday and it cut off most off brums powa- don spirridge
by Deranged young man September 5, 2017
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muffshart

An echoing follow through that can destroy anything in its path that is a mix between a loud air raid siren and a colossal turd, often occurs after a stanky muffpuff
"Ye bruvv that Leah Ruth did a muffshart yesterday and it cut half of brums powa off - don spirridge
by Deranged young man September 5, 2017
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