moses that hoe 

when you skeet on the butt of the prefered sex,
spread their cheeks
and insert.

I like to moses that hoe.

moses that hoe by AD GP VG KR KB January 7, 2008

moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.
1.]red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.]the desert oasis!
3.]hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

beaner:man we were in wal-mart last night til 2 am!
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.

person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.

moses lake by zofo July 1, 2008

Moses Brown School

An elite independent school located in Providence, Rhode Island. Founded in 1784, Moses Brown is a nursery through grade 12 school which boasts rigorous academics and exceptional athletics.

That kid from Providence is brilliant- he must be a graduate of Moses Brown School.

Moses Brown School by MosesBrown May 17, 2006

Moses Hair 

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

Moses Hair by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007

Moses Love Tunnel

When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.

"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."

Moses Love Tunnel by loonabunny June 4, 2022

Moses Red Sea-Splitter 

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...

Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!

Moses Red Sea-Splitter by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006

Moses Lake

Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.

Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.

Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.

Moses Lake by WRL.ML. October 14, 2011